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Classic Quotes of Motherhood

October 7, 2014 By momcafe 64 Comments

 

Classic Quotes of MotherhoodWhen I saw this week’s Tuesday Ten topic over at Lisa and Rabia’s link up, I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to share this week’s highlights of motherhood in Classic Quote fashion. Motherhood throws some good laughs and punches (literally) our way, and I believe every mom will say or hear these things at some point in her life as a mom.

This past week after returning from our trip to Prague, we have had some eventful highs and lows… much like every week as a mother to two busy and crazy kids. And as I reflected on all of our ‘moments’, I realized much of what was said and done is a perfect account of motherhood at it’s finest. Although you may not know the circumstances leading up to these statements, I’m betting you can relate to most if not all of them with just a quick switch of names!

Classic quotes that inspire me? Make me laugh? Lord knows every mom can find them in their daily lives.

Here are mine…

“It’s spread everywhere, and it’s really bad in her butt.”

“Did you or did you NOT punch your sister in the face?”

“Hug your brother NOW! That is NOT a hug! Now you must embrace your brother for one FULL minute every single day.”

“I am going to LOSE IT, if I don’t get sleep.”

“My bad, babe. My bad.”

“Oh honey, you would make the best Santa’s helper EVER!”

“You are really, REALLY driving me crazy today. Be warned.”

“I need to be at three places at once, which one do you want to take?”

“In order to live in this house, you will follow through on everything that is expected of you!  And your allowance is a bonus. So, lets start with you getting a home and food and family first, shall we?”

“I am so proud of the person you are becoming. Do you know that?”

Here are my kids’ quotes, connected to mine…

“Mom! I can’t stand this rash anymore! It’s all over me, it’s oozing and scabbing and itches SO bad! (Crying hysterically each night for the last four nights)”

“I didn’t MEAN TO! Okay, yes I did punch her in the face.”

“AW man! I don’t want to!”

“I can’t SLEEP mommy!”

“I’m sorry mom. My bad.”

“Mommy, when I die I want to be Santa’s helper.”

“HAHAHAHAHA!!! We are driving mom crazy today!!”

“Mom I have Good Eats club after school and you need to pick me up late. And don’t I have swim team too? And if Cade has a soccer game far away, how are you going to get me to swim team and pick me up, if you’re taking him to the game? Is Daddy going to the game?”

“Mom, how can I get my allowance back?”

“Thanks mom.”

 

Now it’s your turn!  Tell me your latest classic quote of motherhood!!

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Comments

  1. thedoseofreality says

    October 7, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    Absolutely cracking up Chris!! I just did the whole “be warned, Mommy is really on the edge” with my kids yesterday, and they laughed, too! Great post!-Ashley

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 3:20 am

      HA! Oh girl- I say that soooo often!!! 🙂 Another one? “Really? REALLY??!!!” Like a dozen times a day…

      Reply
  2. Jennifer says

    October 7, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    Hopefully I won’t have to worry about the punching siblings in the future. Not planning on any more … but things could always change. My favorite mom quotes lately have been, you are driving me crazy. I think that children are designed cute so that we don’t strangle them. (Stopping by from Tuesday Ten Link Up)

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 3:19 am

      THAT is my favorite line TOO!!!! I tell them they are driving me CRAZY almost every single day… oy. Whether there is ONE or TWO or SEVEN… they can drive us CRAZY. But you’re so right- the other line I say ALL the time is “You are SO lucky I love you- or I would totally hurt you.” 😉

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  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes says

    October 7, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Kids certainly have a way of pulling quotes out of us, don’t they? 🙂 Loved these super famous quotes! I don’t know who originally said them, but I know my mom used most of them, I have as well, and I’m pretty sure they’ll continue into many generations to come. LOL Thanks for sharing and making me bust up with laughter today. 😀

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 3:18 am

      I’m glad you could relate to them Marcia!! I figured any mom could! My kids or I said them all… the first list was me and the second list was what the kids said before I responded with mine… 🙂

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  4. Rabia @TheLiebers says

    October 7, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    Last night Henry was trying to do his homework at the table when I heard Benjamin crying. I stepped in to see what was going on. Benjamin said, “Bubby hit me!!!” but he couldn’t pinpoint a reason why that might have happened, so I asked Henry, “Did you punch your brother?”
    “Yes,” he said. “Because he punched me first!”

    And, still, Benjamin looks baffled as to the reason he got hit!!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 3:15 am

      CLASSIC Rabia!! 🙂 Too funny….

      Reply
  5. Kenya G. Johnson says

    October 7, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    The allowance one is my absolute favorite. Mine doesn’t get an allowance but I am definitely going to quote you one day on. “Your allowance is a bonus.”

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:44 am

      Right??!! First and foremost, they need to be a part of our family in keeping up with their responsibilities to helping run our home. PERIOD.

      Use it girl!! 🙂

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  6. Janine Huldie says

    October 7, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    Oh Chris, I so needed this today and I really should write down some of he things my girls say, as well as my responses more, because we definitely have some doozies here! But thank you for making me smile and giggle here today and feel right at home, too 😉

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:43 am

      Ahhh… I’m SO glad you felt RIGHT at home Janine!!! I just love that!! You’re such a love… <3

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  7. Katie @ Pick Any Two says

    October 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    These are great! Mine would be, “He’s got a runny nose AGAIN?????”

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:43 am

      Ah… YES. You can add “AGAIN????” to a lot of quotes!!! LOL Never-ending stuff of motherhood- over and over again…

      Reply
  8. Tammy says

    October 7, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    I can totally see and hear this happening! Love you guys!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:42 am

      Right??!!! And you YOU know many many more… 🙂 I just love that!!! AND YOU WPB!!!!

      Reply
  9. mike says

    October 7, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    my daughter just said that she was sick. then I heard her in the cabinet and a few minutes later she said “don’t worry, I don’t have a fever so I don’t have ebola”.

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:35 am

      HA!! LOVE it Mike!!!! Too cute! I could absolutely see my kids saying that… 🙂

      Reply
  10. Derek says

    October 7, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    Those are some good ones.I want to be Santa’s helper now.

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:34 am

      Remind me to tell you about that talk we had in the car… our girl is just so precious!!! God love her spirit. Her innocent beautiful spirit. <3 We have a good one hun. Aren't we blessed!

      Reply
  11. Kim says

    October 7, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    Fun to do the quotes this way – I liked to read your quote and then see the kids side!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:34 am

      Thanks Kim!! There are always fun quotes going on over in this home! LOTS of them. 😉

      Reply
  12. Jennifer | The Deliberate Mom says

    October 7, 2014 at 8:10 pm

    Ha! Too funny. The quotes we gather from ourselves and our children… priceless!

    My favourite… mushy one, because I’m like that is your last one:

    “I am so proud of the person you are becoming. Do you know that?”

    Every child needs to hear those words Chris.

    Wishing you a lovely day.
    xoxo

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:33 am

      The mushy ones are my favorite too Jennifer… I love them most. 🙂 And in our house, there are more of those than anything funny, or crazy…

      Reply
  13. Emily says

    October 7, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    These were great and I love how you connected your kids’ quotes back to yours…I’d add some of my own here, but with two teenage boys in my house, most of mine are (unfortunately) R-rated. 🙂

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:32 am

      HA! I can only imagine, with boys nonetheless!!! Can’t wait for that… 😉

      Reply
  14. Lisa @ The Golden Spoons says

    October 7, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    Ha! I love your spin on this!!! Craziest motherhood quote from my weekend – “Stop sticking your hand down your pants! That is rude!!” Daughter: “But mom! There’s corn in my butt!”

    (FYI – we went to a corn maize where they have silos full of corn the kids can play and roll around in.)

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:31 am

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now that’s good Lisa. REALLY good!!! 🙂

      Reply
  15. Karmen says

    October 7, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    Hahahahaha! What a great truthful insight into everyday life! Such a fun exercise! I might have to try it myself….

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:31 am

      Ooooh! You would totally pull this off over at Chairs… DO IT!! 🙂

      Reply
  16. BritishMumUSA says

    October 7, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    I don’t even know what to say, I am still crying laughing. This is to great for words!!!!!
    Kids say the most amazing things, and test us to the moon and back!!!!!

    Having a sense of humor and a glass of Merlot once in a while is great for the motherhood soul!!!!!

    Thanks for making me laugh tonight!!!!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:30 am

      Ya just GOTTA have a sense of humor with kids, don’t ya? And ya gotta have that Merlot too… 🙂

      Reply
  17. Bev says

    October 8, 2014 at 1:33 am

    “Stop trying to shove all of the food into your mouth at once. It isn’t going anywhere.”

    Haha, loved your quotes!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:29 am

      Ah…. yes Bev!! I use that one often!!! 🙂

      Reply
  18. Dana says

    October 8, 2014 at 1:42 am

    My most often used quote, to the dismay of my daughter: “I am the mother and you are the child. We are NOT equal.”

    Yours are funnier, though!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:29 am

      Mine is “When you are 47 years old, you too can do anything you want. But until then? Sucks for you…” 😉

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  19. Rorybore says

    October 8, 2014 at 2:35 am

    “can you please stop wearing the cat!!”
    yes that was uttered by me, more than once, this past week.

    also, “no, we don’t show our butts in school pictures.”

    I’m so sorry.. it’s just a goat show here some days. 🙂

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:28 am

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE those Leslie!!! Now I need the ‘other kid quotes” that superseded these responses!!! Like did you hear “Mom, can I show my but in my school picture?”

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      • Rorybore says

        October 12, 2014 at 2:23 am

        they actually have a term for this little sneaky candid they do:

        The Butt Shot

        oye. the things they don’t tell you when you say “I can’t wait to have kids!!” LOL

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        • momcafe says

          October 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm

          NO WAY!!!! Ohmygosh I hope the states never get a hold of THAT idea!! Too funny Leslie!

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  20. Tamara says

    October 8, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    I was liking matching some of those quotes up.. like the rash ones. Poor kid!
    Today I said, “Sorry I was so grumpy.. I was an a-… Oops. I mean. I was grumpy.”

    Scarlet: “Were you going to say the “a” word?

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:26 am

      LOLOLOL!!!!! “Why yes I was sweetie. I absolutely was going to say the “a” word.” 😉

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  21. Candace says

    October 9, 2014 at 2:16 am

    Love it, Chris! My absolute favorite: “Okay, yes I did punch her in the face.” Oh those true confessions… Kids are hilarious. I can’t imagine my life without mine. And believe me, some of the things that come out of their mouths- wow!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:25 am

      It was especially funny and crazy because my son has NEVER punched Cass in the face! It was like “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” And we have been working with him to take responsibility more and not whine with excuses, so he really stepped up that time! I actually praised him for being honest and forthright… like he should. And then I was all “So… about this punching in the face> UH… NO!!!”

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  22. Ceil says

    October 9, 2014 at 3:24 am

    Hi Chris! I love true-life quotes from family life. We can all relate so well to them! Poor kid with the rash though, I feel bad!

    I grew up with seven siblings so there were many memorable quotes from my mom especially. “I guess it’s just not your day”, “Those socks aren’t going to walk to the hamper”…poor woman. We sure kept her going!
    Such a fun post!
    Ceil

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:24 am

      WOW Ceil!!! 7 siblings!! 8 KIDS!!!??? God BLESS YOUR MAMA!!!! 🙂 I can only imagine the list of quotes she could come up with!!

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  23. Tricia says

    October 9, 2014 at 11:24 am

    These are awesome! My favorite of mine that I can remember is: We don’t take cheese into the bathroom with us!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 12:54 am

      HA! That’s a good one Tricia!!! 🙂

      Reply
  24. Allie @ The lathckey Mom says

    October 9, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    Christine _ I love those. Especially give that yesterday I uttered the following: “If you don’t come here right now I’m going to have an aneurism and drop dead. This second!” I hit some high octaves, too!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 12:54 am

      Oooh!! I really REALLY like that one Allie!!! I’m going to have to steal it from you! 🙂

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  25. Kristi Campbell says

    October 9, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Mine are “I’m not giving you a shoulder ride until you put pants on. I don’t want your penis on my neck” and “I’m the boss.” I love yours Chris and what a great idea for the Tuesday Ten linkup!!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 1:23 am

      HA!!! I LOVE that Kristi!!! Sounds like something I would totally say!!!!!

      Reply
  26. Shel Harrington says

    October 10, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    I don’t have kids in the house, and yet, so much of the conversation was familiar – oh yeah, I get kids and parents in my office! Some universal stuff here -including the smiles!

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    • momcafe says

      October 12, 2014 at 12:40 am

      HA!! Love it Shel!! It’s everywhere, I believe. 🙂 Thanks so much for stopping by to take it in!

      Reply
  27. Jill says

    October 14, 2014 at 11:23 am

    Very cute. I’m going to have to start writing down some of the stuff my kids come up with.

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    • momcafe says

      October 16, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      There are endless opportunities Jill! DO IT! I wish I did it more… 😉

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  28. Sarah @Thank You Honey says

    October 14, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    This post cracks me up! I love it!

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    • momcafe says

      October 16, 2014 at 3:13 pm

      Thanks Sarah! Life with kids cracks ME up! AMIRIGHT? 😉

      Reply
  29. Jhanis says

    October 14, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    The books never tell us about these things, do they? LOL

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    • momcafe says

      October 16, 2014 at 2:02 pm

      Oh no they don’t Jhanis!! I think each day, it’s like a fun and crazy game of new moments to laugh or cry about. Never-ending mystery of what will be said next! 😉

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  30. Meredith says

    October 14, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    I swear I just had to tell my two year old, “You’re not in charge of anybody in this house! You’re two!” as he was telling his 5yo brother that he WAS in charge of him over and over.

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    • momcafe says

      October 16, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      I’m totally picturing this little two year old with barely a clear word telling his older bro- he’s in CHARGE!!! Or maybe it’s CHAWGE! Or maybe it’s CHAWRGE!!

      That is hilarious!

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  31. Stephanie Sprenger says

    October 14, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    You can’t make this stuff up!! I try to write down (or share on FB!) the ridiculous things I find coming out of my mouth. Motherhood provides endless material!

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    • momcafe says

      October 16, 2014 at 3:24 pm

      Ain’t THAT the truth Stephanie!! I wish I kept an ongoing record of all of them through the years… I know I forget so many classics!!

      Reply

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