January 28th, 2006 3:12AM: Sound asleep.  My 9-month-old ‘in utero’ baby literally stands up inside of me and awakens me in a terrified state. (seriously- standing up in my belly, as my stomach is shaped like a cone) “AAHHHHH! Oh my God, Oh my God! Is… this… it, Lord? What the…” 3:21AM: On the bathroom […]